With kudos to Whitney from our local Hooters establishment, we now have the official 2008 draft order. This is a long standing tradition of asking a Hooters chick to pull the names out of a hat, while also giving us 12 more opportunities to harass her. Twelve different varieties of asking her to filet a league owner. Twelve times being shot down.
The quest for the vaunted Fantasy Football Championship is off and running. Here is a rundown of the results:
1) Robbie Houchin - Once again RTH wins the LT prize. Houchin has had LT since he was a Horned Frog.
2) Casey H - Was first pick last year...AD was the clear pick a week ago...has Casey balked?
3) Charmoli/Neli - Continued futility resulted in Neli being brought on board to change the direction of this franchise
4) Wilson - Has the newborn jinx going against him - please see Jay in '07
5) James Russell Unverzagt III - Must come out strong after dismal season last year
6) Franky - Committed to one message board post a week...no shot
7) Nick - '06 Champ is always strong...terrible logo
8) Ricotta Cheese - Defending champs will be brought back to reality this year
9) Matt P - Two time champ will get at least one Bronco runningback guaranteed
10) Pugh/Hankins - OK Lee, only 10 transactions per season. But, I guess your parter should have told you that last season before you used seven on defenses and kickers
11) Lippy/Orr - Tough starting position for the league favorites
12) Brent/Scratch - Made an amazing run to the playoffs last year...can they back it up?
In the spirit of the Open Public Records Act of 1687, let it be known that Nick, Larry, Franky and Casey voted to regress the league and alter the scoring. We will once again use a point for every 20 yards with a bonus at 100 yards of three points. This is a crying shame. Last year was the most competitive the league had ever been...and we want to change that? Nice work fellas. I really don't care that you basically did it to upset Greg and myself. See ya in the playoffs, chumps.
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