Three's Company

We have all heard the expression "three is company, four's a crowd". Well I am here to say that there are times when three is too many as well. Looking back on my adolescence I can remember a time when I thought that three-somes were just for porn, rockstars, and any gay man that runs into Ace & Gary (see SNL for reference). I was also under the impression that most men's fantasies out there involving the fetish were to include two girls, NOT two guys! I totally get the idea of having a wingman, rephrase, love the idea of the wingman, but I'm not sure it was created for the bedroom. We have all been in a situation where the wingman steps up and the next thing you know you find yourself as the "iron chef of pounding vash". Its a great feeling of accomplishment. With that said, I fail to see any reward in nailing some chick like you just met her at the fair with another man in the room, let alone two other douche bags.

A woman must be "super-model hot" for a man to get in bed with another man, and the two men better never touch. These days it seems that some men are so desperate that they will get in bed with anything just to get their rocks off, and that needs to stop. Where is the feeling of accomplishment...and where is the self-respect! I was recently called out for lowering my standards a bit (come on, we have all had droughts) but never have let it come to sexual relations with a hobbit and another man. My right hand is still working just fine.

So I am challenging men everywhere...get your own poon! You will wake up the next morning feeling a lot better about yourself and will be able to look your friends in the eyes when they ask you what you did the previous night. Leave the bedroom invitations for the moments where one just can't pass up the opportunity to see whats coming. Look at it as a chance to visit Wrigley Field, meet Jordan, or play in the Ryder Cup...certain things out there you wouldn't miss for the world. Having sex with a modest female and your best friend would Not fall into this category. Save the opportunity for the hot ass, guys. Either way your friends are not going to let you here the end of it, so take pride in the stories you create.